Child Psychology For Idiots

New game!

Rules:
1. Get a Mr Potato Head and one or more small people.
2. Leave said Mr Potato Head out for children to play with.
3. Pick up Mr Potato Head at end of the day.

How To Play: 
Based on the way in which they leave the Mr Potato Head... psychoanalyse them. If you're playing properly, base all future decisions based on that. More fun that advice from babycenter.com

(Editor/Creator's Note: My kids have one each. No, not because we're minted, but because teaching them to share takes like way longer than clicking Buy Another! on Amazon).

Here's how Day 1 went:

Maia's Projection

 Maia, bless her, couldn't tell her ear from her eyeelbow. 

And last but not least messed up, here's Leah's Projection 

Not wanting to hurt its feelings, and slightly scared it may attack,
I chose not to point out that the lipstick was foolin' no one.   

So... Freud? Lacan? JBarton9? Anyone? What's going on with these dudes?