Jesus has sent a flood

Ladder now, Arc later. 

Jesus sandals. 

... to mend my wicked ways?

Jesus is actually a Peruvian plumber, and not a Middle Eastern carpenter, as I had been lead to believe. Details merge as I estimate that the Peruvian Jesus was born about 2000 years ago, or certainly has a knowledge of plumbing gathered from Biblical times.

Jesus 'fixed' a problem with the boiler for the kitchen, breaking a pipe as he did so.

Hence, flood.

Just cause he can walk on water...