Thursday, 29 July 2010

Chau El Diez: it's Been Emotional

So, it's goodbye Diego. The soap opera to the Diego as coach finale ends rather abruptly, with the AFA unable to agree terms with the big man.

Shame on them. They just denied football its best press conferences since José Mourinho circa 2003.

The final chapter went as follows.

After the disgraceful early exit to a country who expects a final, la selección returned to a heroes' welcome from South Africa, met by thousands of adoring fans at Ezeiza aiport (below), suffering from what psychologists call FMA, or Flash Mob Amnesia, the AFA announced that "only Diego" knows what he needs. Diego then took the stand, an confirmed that "only Diego knows what Diego wants for the future", upon which he said he needed a couple of week off to think over such a big decision.
Loyalty or Idiocy 

Funny, considering he took literally minutes, it seemed, selecting the squad. Say, 2 minutes?


(Internal Monologue) Rubbish local guys who like me... Palermo... Otamendi... check.  Brilliant players from somewhere called Europa and fancy clubs like Internationale who don't like me... cross. Done.  


Anyway, big Diego came back and insisted that they kept on his seven man army of advisors and assistants, and wanted to add four more.

Apparently running a nepotistic army out of the AFA pockets was too much, and Bilardo, the AFA Pres was quoted, wonderfully, as saying his opinion of Diego's demands was "the opposite", and that was that.

Never, ever, one to take rejection kindly Diego has since gone on the warpath in the press, stating that he was, predictably, lied to, cheated on, mislead and that no one loves him... the usual spiel.

As a final note and vote of absoluely no confidence whatsoever, the interim coach recalled almost all of the big name absentees for the first post World Cup game, August 11th v Ireland.

Watch out for the next headline:
Rejection Revenge Rampage As Maradona Guns Down AFA President Bilardo In Drug Fueled Frenzy In Crowded Bar. 'No Witnesses' State Local Police.  

On The Road



Driving out of Beunos Aires, snapping photos in between entertaining children, navigating the labyrinth of motorway exits and avoiding becoming yet another road kill statistic, we managed to snap a couple of shots of the city en route.

Whilst everyone bitches about the traffic, for a city of its size, Buenos Aires must have one of the freest flowing freeways in the world. 9 de Julio, the world's widest road, that runs like a coronary artery through town, must help, and from Martínez in Zona Norte, 15km north of the city, straight through the centre to the open freeways of the South was 45 minutes, at 10am. That's about Brixton to the M1 proper.   

Zoo-like voyeurism though it may be, I'm always fascinated by the drive for a glimpse into the world that is Villa 31 ('visha trenta y uno'), taking its name from the km mark 31 on the highay sits Argentina's best villa; what would be known as a favela in Brazil. 

The main road takes you straight over the top as you look down on make-shift housing build on, under around and on top of whatever structure exists, including the bridge structure you are driving on. "Look, a castle!" said Leah, with envy, as she saw a "princess" playing on an open roof. Either the sweet innocence of a 2 year old or I'd better sort us out with some decent accomodation.

Villa 31

On Sunday mornings, on the way to cricket matches in the South, you see what is clearly highly organised 5-a-side football tournaments going on: a pitch with goals marked out down the central calle, teams wearing matching strips determined by I don't know what: once it looked like countries, Brazilian yellows against Paraguayan red and white, but who knows. Unlikely to be Brazilian, as there's little Brazilian presence... who knows? Villa 31 is divided, or has divided itself, in 5 seperate barrios (YPF, as in the petrol station, Güemes, immigrantes, autopista and comunicaciones) : maybe those guys play each other each week... 

What I do know is that the games were being watched from every available space. Every street, shop window, rooftop... I would say balcony, but only a Foxton's estate agent would describe an unfinished wall with an open living room leading to a 20ft drop, as a 'balcony, with sunrise facing views'. The stakes? Territory? Winner takes all cash? Bragging rights? No idea, but the atmopshere is phenomenal.  

Good chance these guys know, but I'm neither mad nor brave enough to follow in these footsteps. The movie, Pelada, looks exceptional. Extract from their blog, Buenos Aires section: 

¨Well the real futbol happens in the villas. But you can´t go into the villas.¨

We go into the villas. It feels like the favelas in Brazil, but this time, we know nobody on the inside. They´re not as organized and there is no non-profit group we can email. We know it´s not an intelligent decision but we want futbol, real futbol. We ride the blue subte out to the last stop and we don´t take much. We ask the banana man where Villa 31 is. ¨Very, very dangerous,¨ he says, while pointing out how to make our way. We walk down the train tracks into the shanty town that sits directly beneath a major highway into the city. It´s a Sunday, and it´s the neighborhood championship, so most of Villa 31 is piled around the sidelines of the villa´s main road that is doubling as a field. There´s the smell of barbeque, a man selling a parrot who is plucking at his buttons, kids playing with stereophone–it feels friendly, we watch futbol and make a friend who tells us we can play with him the following day.

We go back the next day, feeling a bit more confident, like maybe the banana man is an exaggerator.
While we are filming under the watch of Gustavo, a policeman stops us, warns us, and then says, ¨It´s your life, not mine.¨ Another policeman tells us to leave. Gustavo still says it´s safe. A third policeman tells Luke, ¨Last week, channel two came and they stole their cameras and bashed in their heads.¨ This statement carries the most weight. We hope it is just the policeman telling us lies that will scare us enough to leave. But the fact is confirmed an hour later by the sister of one of the guys we played with. Another guy calls out to us, ¨They´re going to rob you.¨ But we´ve made friends with the guys we played with and hope their presence will be enough. We film and then get the hell out of there–heads still in tact. 

Puerto Madero, urban redevelopment, empty flats, stunning hotels, over priced steak.

On the other side of the road is Recoleta, the most expensive real estate in the city, therefore the country, where you'll find old money and the foreign Embassy buildings. This is like walking through London's Sloane Square, and across the road there would be a slum the size of Hyde Park with 30,000 people living in various degrees of poverty.   

On the drive out, there are a couple of bizarre social housing projects, strangely aesthetic from the road. Again, this is the voyeur's angle: living there with a view of the toll booth, and the speeding highway, isn't necessarily as much fun, but there's a faint Blade Runner, apocalyptic feel about the architecture. 


Replicant


And that's about all for now really. 

Sunday, 25 July 2010

Museo de los Niños

Museo de los Niños, one of the great things to do with children in the universe. Well, in Buenos Aires anyway. A giant play park, converted top level of a shopping mall, so exciting that Leah, on appearing at the top, ran around and round in circles too excited to choose where to go first. 

These don't do the place justice, but are quite cute. 

Smiling 


Bouncing

Posing. 

Building

Done. 

Tips For Teaching, Newport Style

On my first teaching placement, I was sent to Duffryn High School, a shining jewel in the Welsh crown of a town that is Newport.

I hadn't thought of Newport, or Duffryn, for quite a while, until Dylan forwarded me this absolute classic from youtube.

Truth be told I loved it. As a trainee teacher, you couldn't fail. As long as you got through the day without breaking down, you were considered a star. The staff were incredible, and the bell ringing for the start of classes was the modern day equivalent of the whistle signalling the troops to go over the top, except in place of German machine guns there were happy slapping slicked back hair gold hooped earring wannabe Goldie Looking Chain types staring you out down the corridor.

Actually, put Duffryn High into youtube a you get a fair idea of what the kids were like. I think Giant Conger Line says quite a lot. Let's all do the conger? Possibly kids I taught English to, come to think of it.

Anyway, here are 5 pieces of advice I was given while I was teaching there. I don't think you'll find these in the school handbook, nor in any other manual on teaching, I'm just passing on what I was told:

1. Day 1, during our introduction from our Professional Tutor who'd be looking after trainee teachers: "Well, the good news is that if you can teach here, you can teach anywhere. Then again, thinking of our staff, that can't be true, 'cause if you can teach anywhere, you wouldn't be teachin' here."

2. "Never be on time for a lesson. Let them get the fights and all that out the way first, and then go in." Head of English.

3. Professional Tutor on first day tour, as we were cutting across the car park between two buildings in the pouring rain. "Oh, we don't go down the covered passageway. It's a kids' zone, really. We call it the Bermuda Traingle. I think we had a supply teacher go down there once: never heard of him since..."

4. While I couldn't get any attention from my Year 11 class. Kid at the front, feet on desk, offered this: "Just shout at us, Sir. It's all we understand."
I shouted. No reaction.
"Never mind, Sir. When we're not in the mood, we're just not in the mood."

5. Year 10, while I was observing a lesson, without pasue for reply. "Sir, you got a job here? Do you want to teach here? Don't teach here."

Bless.

Two Kids: Dad's perspective



One kid: like having a hobby.
Two kids: like running a small business. 

Friday, 23 July 2010

Rincon del Cobo

Ah, teaching. Ah the holidays. Ah, off season deals.

Rincon del Cobo, just up the coast from Pinamar about a 4 hour drive from Buenos Aires, where we hired a gorgeous family owned estancia/beach villa for the week. 

What is it about making a fire first thing in the morning that makes you feel content deep in your soul? Second only to when you chop the logs yourself the night in the frosty evening air the evening before. Why wasn't I chopping my own logs?

All part of the service, which extended to: bring you breakfast; clean the house; light the fire incase you're some kind of city wuss and can't manage it yourself), hell they'll even kick off their shoes to push start your hire car out of the mud cause you got bored and decided not to wait for the massive flood water to subside before going for a spin.  

The photos don't do it justice, as it was actually freezing. 



MaiaFire 



Man. 



Beach. 


Baywatch.