Ah, the end of term, the druggery of marking exams, the monotony broken only by these little masterpieces of exam howlers.
Question on mentors, someone you would ask for advice:
"My Daddy always gave me good advice. Always. Like if you have to kill someone, kill them."
Analysis of Literature:
"Dracula was the Prince of Darkness, the master of evil. Like Osama bin Laden."
Write a letter to parents encourage them to make their children read fiction:
"Hi YOU! We know you have child! Do you want that they read again?"
But my favourite, on the persuasive writing question. This is genius:
"... But don't take my word for the benefits of reading, listening to Miranda. Miranda, 16, wrote to us from Cordoba. She said, 'Before I started reading, I was 95kg... but now, after reading fiction for only 6 months, I'm a much healthier 83kg!´
A bright future in advertising awaits that little chanta.
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