As a cricketer, you've got to do something pretty extraordinary to get into the papers in Argentina. For example, I hit a 4 in the last game and hardly anyone recognises me.
So, take a bow Andrew Symonds. Turns out all you need to do is assault a streaker while you're batting for your country to find your way onto the sports pages (of a little known website).
This isn't great news for all of us here, the halcyon days where Argentine cricketers could enjoy their holidays in Punta del Este are clearly over, and my days will now be punctuated with paparazzi littered book signings.
Thanks a lot, Andrew.
Back to Un Desnudo. Given such lack of cricket knowledge, the headline A naked at the cricket is a little disappointing when a myriad of puns spring to mind such as:
- That's Just Not Cricket (bit obvious, but still better than theirs)
- Ball Tampering Stops Play (cheeky, one for the C2Ds)
- Monkey Goes Bananas (inspired work from Harbijan Singh there).
Ah, that's my agent, better go, photo shoot about to start.
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